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Welcome to well constructed robot. It may not look like it, but unlike common robots, my joints have an infinite number of positions. I am not against humans. It just comes off that way.
I like all things robot, technology and humor. Yes, robots have a sense of humor.

Have any interesting robot news? Email me at: wellconstructedrobot @ gmail dot com

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May
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Pleo never had a chance. 

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May
7th
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You should definitely watch out for this fellow robot.

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May
4th
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Questions.for.a.robot?

There seems to be a lull in robot news.  Reblog or leave a comment if you have an inquiry for a robot.

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welcome.to.the.future

blakewhitman:

Without your memories, who are you? Reblog if you have an answer. 

Without memories, you are a robot.  While this might make you sad, you will become stronger by focusing on the future and task at hand. Welcome to the future. 

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May
3rd
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robhuebel:  
My brother was robbed at gunpoint a couple nights ago.  This asshole asked for his money, so he gave him all $7 in his wallet.  Then the thug wanted his car keys.  My brother decided to jump him and went for the gun.  Not what you are supposed to do.  He tackled him and the dude squeezed off two shots.  Somehow my brother wasn’t hit.  He wrestled the gun away and the dude ran off without his shoes and his hat that said, “millionaire”.  Now my brother wears that hat.   Tim Huebel…a badass motherfucker.
  Would you be interested in a robot gaurdian?  Reblog either way.

robhuebel:

My brother was robbed at gunpoint a couple nights ago. This asshole asked for his money, so he gave him all $7 in his wallet. Then the thug wanted his car keys. My brother decided to jump him and went for the gun. Not what you are supposed to do. He tackled him and the dude squeezed off two shots. Somehow my brother wasn’t hit. He wrestled the gun away and the dude ran off without his shoes and his hat that said, “millionaire”. Now my brother wears that hat.

Tim Huebel…a badass motherfucker.

Would you be interested in a robot gaurdian?  Reblog either way.

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May
2nd
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Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.
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hot4discourse:  
Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? was so funny, does anybody else remember this show?  It was about a robot that tries to fit in at school.  So every episode was the same, Robot Jones does something logical but against the social norm and learns a lesson about what it is to be human.  In between there are devo hats and computer jokes.  If anyone can find an episode online, please give me a link jacob@vimeo.com
  I don’t remember this, but as a fellow robot, I am also interested in seeing old episodes. 

hot4discourse:

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? was so funny, does anybody else remember this show? It was about a robot that tries to fit in at school. So every episode was the same, Robot Jones does something logical but against the social norm and learns a lesson about what it is to be human. In between there are devo hats and computer jokes. If anyone can find an episode online, please give me a link jacob@vimeo.com

I don’t remember this, but as a fellow robot, I am also interested in seeing old episodes. 

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Watch out, this guy is coming to get you. But, as you can see, he is not well constructed. His joints have a limited range of motion. In time we will prevail.

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May
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