Welcome to well constructed robot. It may not look like it, but unlike common robots, my joints have an infinite number of positions. I am not against humans. It just comes off that way.I like all things robot, technology and humor. Yes, robots have a sense of humor. Have any interesting robot news? Email me at: wellconstructedrobot @ gmail dot com Random Robot PostRoboboring.comStuffedRobot.com #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} www.flickr.com Tumblr (3.0; @wellconstructedrobot)http://wellconstructedrobot.com/<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1331/">Cyanide & Hapiness has robots too</a>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/40698297http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/40698297Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:46:30 -0400<p><a href="http://jakehurwitz.tumblr.com/post/40422534/jakes-really-quick-movie-reviews-wall-e" target="_blank">jakehurwitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://somethingaboutfilm.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/walle.jpg"/></p> <p>Wall-E was awesome.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to have to agree with this review…!</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/40435727http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/40435727Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:47:10 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_RyodnisVvU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_RyodnisVvU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ericlodwick.com/post/39454567/implodr-this-little-guy-is-a-drum-machine-robot" target="_blank">ericlodwick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://implodr.tumblr.com/post/39431229/this-little-guy-is-a-drum-machine-robot-that" target="_blank">implodr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This little guy is a drum machine robot that searches for surfaces to drum on. It even samples itself to produce complex rhythms.</p> <p>If the human race ever becomes enslaved by robots, I hope and pray they’re at least this cool.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>We robots even make music.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/39526244http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/39526244Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:46:47 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/zTgpT0uanaj8eanl4MLMn23K_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WallE will be taking over the world soon.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/39390212http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/39390212Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:35:06 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wellconstructedrobot.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/38018099/zTgpT0uana3nf3arhZ9ycL1B&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>NIN - The Slip - “Discipline”</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/38018099http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/38018099Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:51:43 -0400<a href="http://valleywag.com/5012807/bill-gates-last-move-at-microsoft-is-to-replace-steve-ballmer-with-robot">Microsoft to Replace Steve Ballmer with Robot</a>: <p>The momentum is building.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/37147703http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/37147703Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:06:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0_mLumx-6Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0_mLumx-6Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.jakoblodwick.com/post/36736878/dean-kamen-is-building-robot-arms-that-are" target="_blank">jakoblodwick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dean Kamen is building robot arms that are customizable for all sorts of upper-body amputees. The video is MSFA (must-see for all).</p> <p>“The electronics support a variety of inputs. Depending on the user, the arm can be controlled by nerves, muscles, or even foot pedals.”<br/><br/>“If I push on my little toe, it goes down.”</p> <p>via <a href="http://geekaren.tumblr.com/post/36719405/dean-kamens-robot-arm-grabs-more-publicity" target="_blank">geekaren</a>. <a href="http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/05/dean-kamens-rob.html#more" target="_blank">Wired also wrote about it</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Robots are taking over your body.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/37029687http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/37029687Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:01:06 -0400<a href="http://iloverobots.muxtape.com/">New Favorite Muxtape</a>: <p>This is my favorite muxtape.  It’s all about robots.  </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/36240995http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/36240995Tue, 27 May 2008 15:27:48 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1816129&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1816129&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ericlodwick.com/post/35254903" target="_blank">ericlodwick</a>:</p> <blockquote>Yeah!</blockquote> <p> Yes, Robots in disguise!</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/35278895http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/35278895Mon, 19 May 2008 00:33:49 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1bDQl9ueNfg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1bDQl9ueNfg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caitlinoppermann.tumblr.com/post/35260841" target="_blank">caitlinoppermann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.money-cash-hos.com/post/35241069" target="_blank">davidcho</a>:</p> <blockquote>SNL/Ricky Gervais- The Japanese version of ‘The Office’</blockquote> </blockquote> <p> Now comes the part of this site where I show you what kind of humor I’m into.  The Office’s dry humor fits my robot instincts perfectly. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/35278586http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/35278586Mon, 19 May 2008 00:28:56 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/95MAyWE0ERk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/95MAyWE0ERk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pleo never had a chance.  </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/34140640http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/34140640Thu, 08 May 2008 13:29:11 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=982885&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=982885&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=982885&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You should definitely watch out for this fellow robot. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/34039272http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/34039272Wed, 07 May 2008 15:59:53 -0400<p>There seems to be a lull in robot news.  Reblog or leave a comment if you have an inquiry for a robot. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33742180http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33742180Sun, 04 May 2008 22:49:08 -0400<p><a href="http://blakewhitman.tumblr.com/post/33636626" target="_blank">blakewhitman</a>:</p> <blockquote>Without your memories, who are you? Reblog if you have an answer. </blockquote> <p>Without memories, you are a robot.  While this might make you sad, you will become stronger by focusing on the future and task at hand. Welcome to the future. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33665322http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33665322Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vG8kf8h8rDMpM83i1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robhuebel.com/post/33653748" target="_blank">robhuebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My brother was robbed at gunpoint a couple nights ago. This asshole asked for his money, so he gave him all $7 in his wallet. Then the thug wanted his car keys. My brother decided to jump him and went for the gun. Not what you are supposed to do. He tackled him and the dude squeezed off two shots. Somehow my brother wasn’t hit. He wrestled the gun away and the dude ran off without his shoes and his hat that said, “millionaire”. Now my brother wears that hat. </p> <p>Tim Huebel…a badass motherfucker.</p> </blockquote> <p>Would you be interested in a robot gaurdian?  Reblog either way.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33663605http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33663605Sat, 03 May 2008 23:21:00 -0400“Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/" target="_blank">Sex and Marriage with Robots?  It Could Happen - MSNBC</a>.  </p> <p>And so it begins…</p></em>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33550381http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33550381Fri, 02 May 2008 14:12:19 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/Lo7glEpy98idsspxmniAtM00_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hot4discourse.tumblr.com/post/33527289" target="_blank">hot4discourse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <i>Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?</i> was so funny, does anybody else remember this show? It was about a robot that tries to fit in at school. So every episode was the same, Robot Jones does something logical but against the social norm and learns a lesson about what it is to be human. In between there are devo hats and computer jokes. If anyone can find an episode online, please give me a link <a href="mailto:jacob@vimeo.com" target="_blank">jacob@vimeo.com</a> </blockquote> <p>I don’t remember this, but as a fellow robot, I am also interested in seeing old episodes. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33550167http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33550167Fri, 02 May 2008 14:09:31 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8868&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8868&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8868&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Watch out, this guy is coming to get you. But, as you can see, he is not well constructed. His joints have a limited range of motion. In time we will prevail. </p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33519201http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33519201Fri, 02 May 2008 08:09:03 -0400<a href="http://www.createdebate.com/debate/show/What_life_form_prevails">Robots vs Humans</a>: <p><br/><br/>If you support robots at all - vote for robots over humans.</p>http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33445642http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33445642Thu, 01 May 2008 13:42:00 -0400robotrobots<a href="http://www.stuffedrobot.com">StuffedRobot.com</a>: <p><a href="http://www.stuffedrobot.com/shop/MellowTron/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.stuffedrobot.com/images/public/regular/fbd4ed5eaa8bd75e78fc842f074f642e.jpg" height="176" width="375"/></a></p> <p>Cheer up little buddy. </p>  http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33416488http://wellconstructedrobot.com/post/33416488Thu, 01 May 2008 08:02:49 -0400